What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So. Much. Porn.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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