I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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