so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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