Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I touched a dick in church today
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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