Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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