too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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