he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
its liver damage thursday
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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