Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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