I love black thongs
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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