Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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