I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I licked your asshole in confidence.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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