She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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