I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
