Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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