No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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