This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
honey bunches of taint.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
