why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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