I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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