Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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