those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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