I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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go home
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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