Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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