This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just want to make out with him forever
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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