this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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