Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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