Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
