i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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