That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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