I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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