Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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