May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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