Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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