She is in my trunk
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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