As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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