Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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