i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
