I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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