I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
