She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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