I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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