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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(410): View more from Maryland

After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?

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Because we had sex in one.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Think he has a gf

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Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me

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