no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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