Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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