i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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