I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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