Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
