so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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