This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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