walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
