he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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