I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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