can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
