I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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