As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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